Gnomes Lives Matter - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Breaking news from the garden: the gnomes have organized. For years they've stood silently in our flower beds — through rain, snow, sprinkler attacks, and the neighbour's dog — and they've decided it's time somebody said it: gnomes lives matter.

Okay, nobody's actually oppressed here except maybe by lawn ornaments with no arms. This design is pure silliness — a tiny protest movement for the hardest-working residents of your garden. They guard your tomatoes. They watch over your petunias. They ask for so little: a nice rock to stand by and a little respect.

It's become a favourite gift for gardeners, gnome collectors, and that one friend whose yard has, conservatively, forty of them and counting. You know who you are.

Stand up for the little guys. Literally. They're about twelve inches tall, they could use the support.

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