Open Wide It's Muscle Tide (Unisex)

This design exists because of a beach day argument that got out of hand. Somebody flexed, somebody else yelled, 'Open wide, it's muscle tide!' — pointing at the Bay of Fundy doing its thing — and the whole beach lost it. The world's highest tides meeting the world's most confident beach flex, and nobody has shut up about it since.

It's part gym joke, part East Coast pride: our tides lift boats, shift harbours, and rearrange the shoreline twice a day, so frankly the muscles were just trying to keep up. Wear it to the gym and watch people read it twice. Wear it to the beach and you're basically a local landmark.

This one's for the lifters, the fishers, the pun-lovers, and anyone whose beach body runs on Fundy time. Open wide — the tide (and the biceps) wait for no one.

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