Christmas Squirrel Naughty List -Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

He calls her his feral squirrel. We heard a love story.

This design started with a husband on TikTok who calls his wife his “feral squirrel.” That nickname sparked an idea at Ember Spirit Apparel: make a Christmas tee that turns a little affectionate teasing into a way of saying how much she means to him.

Because sometimes “I love you” sounds a lot like “you absolute menace.” It is the inside joke, the knowing look, and the person whose particular brand of chaos you would choose all over again. Not a polished greeting-card romance. The real, laughing-together kind.

Enter one festive squirrel, a Santa hat, and a very questionable relationship with the nice list. “I'm on the naughty list because I'm feral” brings the joke to life, with a “Feral Zone — Do Not Feed” sign for anyone who still needs fair warning.

Gift it to your favourite holiday troublemaker, wear it for Christmas movie nights, or let it do the talking at the next family gathering. A little cheeky, a little chaotic, and made with affection. Feral squirrel energy. Favourite-person status.

Product details

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

Disclaimer:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

• The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
• This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).