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We've all lived this moment: you're mid-sentence, making an excellent point, and somebody's eyes have clearly left the chat. So we made the shirt that says what every woman has thought at least once: tell ya boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
It's the classic clapback — funny, a little cheeky, and 100% PG-13. The kind of humour that gets a snort-laugh from women and a sheepish grin from the guys who've been caught red-handed. Eyes up here, gentlemen. The conversation is happening up here.
I made this tank for the confident, funny women who handle nonsense with a joke and a wink. Throw it on for the gym, the beach day, the girls' trip — it's comfy, it's bold, and it says the quiet part out loud so you don't have to.
For the women who've earned every eye-roll and wear the punchline proudly.
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Tell Ya Boobs to stop staring at my Eyes Unisex Jersey Tank
$41.99
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