Hoodie — "Newfoundland Traffic Jam" Hoodie

You're not late. There was a moose.

Growing up in Newfoundland, a traffic jam didn't mean construction or rush hour. It meant a thousand pounds of unbothered moose had decided that your road was his road now, and you were just going to have to wait. Hazards on. Engine idling. Nowhere to be — because honestly, where are you going to go?

Those hours stuck on the highway weren't frustrating. They were just… Newfoundland. Part of the deal. Part of the charm. The kind of childhood memory that sounds unbelievable to anyone who didn't grow up there, and completely normal to anyone who did.

This hoodie is for every Newfoundlander who has sat behind a moose and thought: yep, this is home. For the ones who moved away and still tell the story at every party. For the ones who never left and still shake their head every single time.

You survived the traffic jam. You earned this hoodie.

• 50/50 cotton-poly blend — warm, soft, built for foggy mornings
• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable fit
• Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
• Kangaroo pouch pocket
• DTF/DTG printed artwork

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C), tumble dry medium, iron low heat, do not dry clean.